Potpourri

As many utter, "yea that figures," I have a subscription to Men's health magazine. Aside from articles on actual health issues, it's douchebag magazine. I presume the typical reader resembles something like this.



Anyhow, like all hip and trendy mainstream magazines, they've got lots of product advertising in each issue. My favorites are the colognes. Not because I particularly like to smell, rather they make great air fresheners. I present to you cologne potpourri!

Just tear out those pages of beefcakes, open the cologne seal, and throw them in the trash can. Boom! There are atleast 3-4 of those in each magazine. The strong scent will last a day, but a lighter scent will hang around for up to about 5 days. I assume the same thing will work for all the women's magazines that try to sell scent.